A New Job Description
I have changed jobs apparently. I don't know how it happened or what caused it. I'm not even sure if it is exciting even. It was definitely unintentional. Last week, we had a couple there to have a baby---uneducated would be a nice description for them. No classes, no clue. The grandma was along and she wasn't much better for knowledge. It could have been a frustrating or a humorous day. I chose to make it humorous. Questions like: is the cord around the neck--is that what is keeping the baby from being born? Can't you just pull the baby out? Google-eyed staring with a rather shell shocked look for a lot of the time by the new dad. I really felt somewhat sorry for them because I think they were completely unprepared for the dramatic arrival of their little boy. I have a feeling their plan was to show up at midnight like they did and have the baby about an hour or two later with minimal pain and discomfort. The gran...